This worked out well for the viewers, as their back and forth banter did also end up with a few hilarious one-liners. It's not to say it was easy for them to be friendly with one another.
When Jackie and Hyde were on-again, off-again, they struggled to remain on the best of terms, but Jackie and Kelso always had an easygoing friendly banter with each other, despite their history.
That's the basis of a strong relationship, even if it doesn't work out romantically. Aside from being wildly attracted to one another, Jackie and Kelso's relationship barely went beyond the surface, particularly in the early seasons of "That 70s Show.
Jackie's bossy attitude often had to do with how Kelso was presenting himself. Meanwhile, Kelso seemed to only be interested in one thing with Jackie — getting physical. When looking at their other relationships, Jackie seemed to have a much deeper emotional connection with Hyde. And while over time, Jackie and Kelso learned to appreciate each other in different ways, they both seemingly had a complex about presenting a certain image to the world.
If the effort they put on their looks was thrown into working on their relationship, they may have had a lasting chance at being each other's happily ever after. As previously stated, Kelso and Jackie's introduction into " That 70s Show " solidified them as two very superficial people. They were almost the antithesis of Eric and Donna. However, over time, they actually helped one another grow like a positive relationship should, even if it wasn't long-lasting.
Jackie in particular matured by leaps and bounds, learning a bit of selflessness and the importance of friendship. Meanwhile, Kelso was basically forced into learning how to be a good boyfriend.
He went from flirting with other girls in front of Jackie to doing everything in an attempt to win her back. Additionally, their relationship exemplified how high school sweethearts can have a lasting effect on one another. Jackie took her kinder, softer nature into her new relationships, while Kelso learned to be less self absorbed and take into consideration the feelings of others, which is a win for both of them.
Truthfully, there was no messier friend circle than the " That 70s Show" gang. Kitty Forman : I just feel that you being seen out with a student, it's just bad principle. Michael Kelso : Oh, he doesn't care. He's dating a cheerleader. Jackie Burkhardt : Now Michael, I told you.
Jackie Burkhardt : [points to Rhonda] Michael, why am I not in the loop? Why is she in the loop? Michael Kelso : Uhh Jackie, I don't know what loop it is you're talking about. But, if she's in it, I don't think there's any room for you.
Jackie Burkhardt : Michael, how come she has a key and I don't have one? Michael Kelso : Well It's not because nobody wants you to have one.
That's for sure. Steven Hyde : So, Bud, can we have a keg party here? Bud Hyde : Yeah I'm cool with it. That's me Bud's the coolest. Eric : Yeah, Bud. Eric : Would you be my dad? Eric : No, really. Eric : No, I'm serious. Michael Kelso : [picks up two bowling balls] Hey, guys, I got 10 pound balls. Fez : [picks up two balls] Hey, guys, my balls have holes in them. Fez : Now why was that not funny?
Michael Kelso : Hey, guys, look! I have ten pound balls! That never gets old. Fez : Hey, guys! My balls are black and blue! Eric : Good one! Steven Hyde : Niiice! Michael Kelso : Funny. Fez : Wow. My balls are finally funny! Now, Jackie was always trying to change me. Michael Kelso : Grow up, Michael! Act your age, Michael! Stop shooting grandma with the water pistol, Michael!
Jackie Burkhardt : She's 92, Michael. Michael Kelso : [the gang is trying to eavesdrop on the parents' conversation reacting to Donna and Eric's engagement] Hey, I'll go spy on them, I just gotta run home real quick and change into my ninja outfit.
Eric : I don't think this situation calls for camouflage, Kelso. Michael Kelso : [to Fez, who has been prejudiced against] Fez, unfortunately there are some people in this world that are gonna judge you on the color of your skin or your funny accent or that girly little way you run.
But you know what? You're not alone. Why do you think the martians won't land here? Steven Hyde : Yeah, I'm going to go Michael Kelso : It's cool 'cause they don't know what we're talking about. Steven Hyde : I think they cracked it. Steven Hyde : Forman, you have a responsibility to all of us. You have to find out what's under that smock. Michael Kelso : I bet it's boobs. Michael Kelso : Ok, Forman, you go get it.
Eric : Why me? Michael Kelso : Because you're the skinniest one here. If anything blows up, you're the least likely get stuff fly at you. Eric : Yeah But if you go it would be better.
I mean, who would be surprised if you blew yourself up? Michael Kelso : Good point Eric : Everything costs money. Michael Kelso : Dates.
Dates cost money. Fez : No, Kelso, that is prostitution. Only, you don't always get what you paid for. Michael Kelso : You're engaged? Eric : No. Steven Hyde : How could you give her that ring? Michael Kelso : Well, if being smart isn't gonna help me impress the chicks, then I want no part of it.
Michael Kelso : There are a lot of other hot older women out there besides Midge. And they deserve our respect. Fez : Yes, I would love to make love to an year old. They must know everything. Not just about sex, but history and trivia, too. Red Forman : What's going on? Michael Kelso : Nothing. Just a classic case of Hand-Stuck-In-Vase. Michael Kelso : The only thing better than eatin' lobster is eatin' lobster and haulin' ass.
Michael Kelso : [reading] Here's something that I did not know Steven Hyde : Hey, this vase smells like chocolate. Michael Kelso : Really? Michael Kelso : Ow. Kelso throws and misses]. Michael Kelso : Damn. Steven Hyde : Oh.
Kelso misses another one. I believe it's already H-O-R. Fez : That's right. You are a whore. Michael Kelso : You know what? All this talk about havin' fun makes me wanna have fun. Let's throw stuff at other stuff. And that's the key to life, right? Never stop amusing yourself.
Fez Then you should take a week off. Michael Kelso : There's no way it's better than Planet of the Apes. I mean, those apes were really good actors. Michael Kelso : Man, it's great to be under somebody's thumb again. Fez : What did your mother do to you? Eric : Ok, I know it. She told you about "Dr.
Fine, you got it. I couldn't sleep on the top bunk and I was Fine, I'm "Dr. Michael Kelso : "Dr. That's great. You are so "Dr. Michael Kelso : [quietly] Sorry, man. I'm sorry. Everybody shut up. Just, shut up. On top, Donna is talking to Jackie. On bottom, Eric is talking to Kelso]. Eric : I really want to do it with her. Donna Pinciotti : I don't know if I'm ready to do it with him.
Michael Kelso : I know what you mean. Michael Kelso : It's Donna. Jackie Burkhardt : I know what you mean. Jackie Burkhardt : It's Eric. Eric Forman, Donna Pinciotti : What the hell's that supposed to mean?
Michael Kelso, Jackie Burkhardt : Nothing. Eric : I mean, you and Jackie have done it millions of times, right? Michael Kelso : Oh, yeah. We do it all the time. Donna Pinciotti : I mean, you and Kelso have done it millions of times, right? Jackie Burkhardt : No. I let him get to second base once, but that's it. Michael Kelso : [reading] Oh Wait, Jackie.
Two o'clock Jackie Burkhardt : No-no-no-no-no. I told you, I don't wanna see that again. I don't like the South. Donna Pinciotti : What are you doing? Michael Kelso : Jackie gave me this egg to take care of, so me and Hyde are throwing it back and forth.
Donna Pinciotti : Look, I'm not supposed to tell you this, but Jackie gave you that egg as a test. She's trying to see if you have any parenting skills. Michael Kelso : Oh, really? Hyde, better give that back. Steven Hyde : All right. Steven Hyde : Whoops. I mean, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Donna Pinciotti : And exactly whose panties are these? Midge Pinciotti : Um, actually, they're mine. Michael Kelso : Eric. Michael Kelso : I don't get Jackie. I mean, we were together for years, and the second I turn my back she off and frenches Hyde. Steven Hyde : And by turning your back you mean ditching her for two months to have sex with random beach trash?
Michael Kelso : Whatever, man. It's all about words with you. Michael Kelso : When guys cheat, its because they need some hot action. But when girls cheat it's way worse, 'cause girls don't even like sex.
Jackie Burkhardt : We do too. Michael Kelso : Well why aren't we doin' it now? Jackie Burkhardt : Because I don't want to do it right now. Michael Kelso : I do. Point made. Thank you. Michael Kelso : You can't sleep in the same bed with someone and not be doin' it. I've fallen asleep not doin' it and woken up doin' it.
Eric Michael Kelso : [to Jackie] I still can't get over you cheating on me, and I need to hear you apologize again. And this time, maybe you should cry or give me money.
Donna Pinciotti : [to Eric] Have you suddenly become the stupidest man ever? I mean, is Kelso no longer the reigning king? Michael Kelso : Oh, I'm the king. Michael Kelso : In Wisconsin, if you win a girl a giant, purple rhinoceros, she puts out. Bryan : Now, you are well within the legal limit on that.
Chris : But you are over the legal limit of foreign kids you can smuggle out of this country. Michael Kelso : Well what is the legal limit on that? Michael Kelso : Guys guess how many countries I've wizzed in? Fez : I just wish that there was someplace in the world where prejudice didn't exist. Michael Kelso : Well, that's Canada Yup, good ol' Canada. They don't make generalizations about people because they're too busy playin' hockey or gettin' drunk or puttin' maple syrup on their ham.
Michael Kelso : I say do it with her. Eric : Kelso, your solution to everything is "Do it with her". Michael Kelso : Hey, it worked on my science teacher. C minus. Michael Kelso : One time I asked Jackie what was wrong, she didn't shut up for like three straight days. Michael Kelso : Hey. Guess who made out with Pam Macy behind the Gym. Steven Hyde : Everybody. Eric : Keep it down, you guys. If my dad finds out we're going to Canada, for beer, he won't be happy.
Michael Kelso : All right. Donna Pinciotti : If x equals seven, than y equals? Jackie Burkhardt : Two?
Donna Pinciotti : No. Michael Kelso : Uh, L? Donna Pinciotti : We're gonna graduate in two months, and there's a whole town out there waiting for us.
We just have to, you know, grab the bull by the horns. Michael Kelso : Hey, I'm gonna tell you from experience, if you're gonna mess with a bull, you better have a backup plan. Jackie Burkhardt : So, what kind of career do you see yourself in? Michael Kelso : Well, I was considering becoming a doctor Jackie Burkhardt : A doctor? Ooh, that's so mature. Michael Kelso : Or, a rodeo clown. Annette : If you expect me to go to the dance tonight you'll have to do a few things for me.
Michael Kelso : For you or to you? Michael Kelso : See, I've enlightened you situation to that of Pavlov's dog. See, Pavlov was this science guy, and every time that Pavlov's dog would ring a bell, he would eat. Eric : Are you sure that it was the dog who rang the bell? Michael Kelso : Yeah, I mean, who else would it be? Eric : Pavlov? Michael Kelso : Well that wouldn't be a trick. I mean, what man can't ring a bell? But anyway, anytime that dog would ring that bell, he would eat and then Pavlov would drool.
Eric : You just read that chapter two seconds ago. Michael Kelso : Do you even want my help? Michael Kelso : Well, your loss. Michael Kelso : Horror movies turn on chicks faster than porno. Steven Hyde : Really? Faster than that? If only somebody would make a porno-horror movie. Steven Hyde : Kelso man, you're willing to cheat? You're in the house of the Lord. You're coming along nicely. Michael Kelso : Yeah, I mean it's not that bad, because technically we're only in the basement of the Lord, and I'll bet he never comes down here.
Michael Kelso : Look. I'm Paul Stanley from 'Kiss'. Kitty Forman : I don't know how to say this Daddy's gone to a better place. Michael Kelso : Good, 'cause this hospital sucks. Michael Kelso : What? Michael Kelso : Oh. Michael Kelso : You got money? Let's go buy me that transformer. Jackie Burkhardt : No, Michael. Money doesn't grow on trees. Michael Kelso : Laurie is my girlfriend now, and I love her. Donna Pinciotti : No you don't.
Michael Kelso : I like her. Steven Hyde : No you don't. Michael Kelso : I think she is okay. And the line between love and okay is fine, but the line between doin' it and not doin' it is NOT fine. Michael Kelso : Look Jackie, here's the deal. You cheated on me. Jackie Burkhardt : You cheated on me all the time. Michael Kelso : Well, yeah Michael Kelso : You know what's a funny word?
Michael Kelso : Hey, you guys wanna know what a funny word is? Eric : What kind of moron leaves the keys in the ignition? Michael Kelso : When I put the keys in my pocket, it distracts from my natural bulge. Kelso : You ladies don't know what I'm going through. I mean, you can have all the sex you want and don't have to worry about getting anyone pregnant. Kelso : Hey, hold on a second.
Am I the pretty boy moron? Red : Yes. Kelso : Cool, because that's the best one. Kelso : Okay, which job sounds better: wide receiver or spy? Eric : Well, Kelso, I don't understand why you just can't do both.
Kelso : You're right, it's the perfect cover. Eric : Hey, look at her. Kelso : Yeah, I made out with her once. Eric : I don't want my tongue anywhere near where Kelso's tongue has been. Kelso : Oh Steven Hyde : You know, Forman, I'm a romantic. So I say you choke him 'til his eyes pop out! Kelso : Yeah. Hittin' people's cool. Steven Hyde : Go ahead and hit me.
A free shot. Kelso : You gonna hit me back? Steven Hyde : No, man. That's why they call it a free shot. Kelso : Oh. Get ready. Here it comes. It's coming. Fez : We're ready.
Do it, fool. Michael Kelso : [checking out girls] How 'bout I kiss her? Jackie Burkhardt : Ugh, no way! She's too tall, too tan, too rich. Michael Kelso : Damn, Jackie, I don't wanna kiss a short pale poor girl!
Steven Hyde : Man you went to the free clinic? Kelso : No, but I saw your mom there. Kelso : OW. That left a mark. Like your mom did. Kelso : Well maybe we should check the School Morgue.
Kelso : So what do we pay all those taxes for? Steven Hyde : You know what kills me? You do better in school than I do. He is portrayed by Ashton Kutcher. Tall and lanky 6'2. His behavior is very much in line with a stereotypical oversexed lunkhead. Michael has surprised many by scoring higher on a test than some of his other friends, leading some to believe that perhaps Michael is not dumb, but just naive.
Michael is the oldest of the gang, having failed the first grade for his "refusal" to write in cursive and accidental murder of the class bunny. He has been lying about his age ever since. Michael is one of 7 siblings, including his older brother, Casey, at least two other brothers and a sister whom Hyde says is an uggo; a term used by Hyde to describe someone who he does not deem attractive, which is somewhat ironic as Michael is constantly referred to as handsome, along with his brother Casey.
Michael's interests mainly include watching cartoons, having sex, smoking marijuana, playing with "Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots", toy dinosaurs, dreaming of becoming an astronaut, and incessantly boasting of his God-like complexion. Apart from acting incredibly stupid, Michael is also known to be quite sensitive.
Michael is shown in a flashback as a year-old, stating that he is lost all interest in school and academic aspirations, [4] suggesting that he was not always as dumb as people believe him to be. Michael enjoys a good "burn", a painful humiliation to someone. He screams "Burn! Some of his secrets include being a fan of Styx and having a crush on Jackie Kennedy. Kelso loves dogs. Earlier in the episode he was confessing stuff to Jackie, one of the things which was that one time they were about to fool around and he said that he had washed his hands but he had just finished playing with six dogs.
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